there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I
accidentlyended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.
LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT
Nail polish remover, sweetie.
Well okay I found some luckily
let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.
they are here to learn from the professionals.
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
Very much so.
All 34 of you.
not offending people on tumblr is really hard
OH MY GOD
NOT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR GETS OFFENDED ALL THE TIME
Tumblr in one post
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
guess where abstinence-only education is taught
But Nevada has it together
my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people
tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever
well it was either this or lord of the flies
someone write a superhero story where the lady in the ensemble gets fed up for not getting the respect she deserves so she becomes the villain and manages to beat up all her teammates and rules the world
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
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